Picture this: you’re the world’s most incompetent jewelry thief. After somehow managing to convince the clerk to “cough ‘em up” and stuffing the stones in your duffel bag, it hits you like a sack of diamonds: that’s where your Steam Deck is. Congratulations. Not only are you going to prison, but the world’s hardest mineral just turned your Steam Deck screen into a crime scene: scratched glass, shattered dreams, and immeasurable regret. How could you possibly have prevented this unavoidable tragedy? Our lawyers advised us not to sell you a crash course in thievery, so we'll sell you a flawless Steam Deck screen protector instead.
PROTECTION
“It’s just tempered glass. I can buy a 500-pack of that shit on Amazon for like three bucks.” You’re not wrong, chief. You can also buy 188 McDoubles instead of a tender slab of Wagyu beef. For the price of just twelve and a half McDoubles, you're getting the tastiest tempered glass on the planet. Dinner is served.
PRECISION
The most precise fit on earth.
Steve Jobs once said, "an imprecise screen protector is like having no screen protector at all." We later learned from the local psych ward that "Steve" was both an impostor and several days into a mescaline trip. Did that make him wrong? Absolutely not. Much like the padded walls of his cell, our Steam Deck Screen Protector covers every square inch of your display. Thanks, Steve.
POLISHED EDGES
As smooth as your brain.
We know what you're thinking: "why would I need silky-smooth chamfered edges on my Steam Deck Tempered Glass?" Truthfully, you don't. It's a pointless luxury owed to the fact that we also make Tempered Glass for smartphones. Pointless luxuries aren't free. Time to pay up.
